Thursday, May 21, 2009

My First Post (And Boy is it Appropriate)

Dear Lord,

Please get me out of Club Midd. I understand that males are pigs everywhere, but this takes the cake. I just received a text message from a boy that spoke to me tonight in only the most platonic contexts. And yet, the text said:

Want to fuck


That's it. No punctuation. No lead up. No precedent. We hooked up once...months ago. Dio buono. Porca miseria. This makes me feel like a sex object. Like a piece of meat. Are there no decent guys out there for me? Apparently not.


fo. realzzzz.

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